If God was a woman with long blond hair
Would you kneel at her altar
And offer her prayer
Could she be your addiction, could she make you sin
If God was a woman
And you were her man

If God was a woman
would you be impressed
if she showed up in high heels
and a pretty red dress
would you make a donation
or would you draw the line
would you yield to temptation
or savor her wine

If God was a woman she'd come like an angel
Or a devil in disguise
When she left in the morning
Would you lose your religion
or kiss your faith goodbye, goodbye
If God was a woman.

If God was a woman
Tell me who could we blame
Would she make Jesus righteous
Or completely insane

If God was a woman, would she kiss and tell
Would we wind up in heaven
Or would we all burn in hell.

If God was a woman she'd come like an angel
or a devil in disguise, oh yeah
and if she left in the morning
would you lose your religion
or kiss your faith goodbye, goodbye
If God was a woman and you were her man, yeah

If God was a woman would she come like an angel
Or a devil in disguise, oh yeah
when she left in the morning
would you lose your religion
or kiss your faith goodbye, goodbye

If God was a woman, If God was a woman
If God was a woman, If God was a woman

We'd all burn in hell
If God was a woman, woman, woman, woman
If God was a woman tell me who would we blame
If God was a woman,
If God was a woman, she'd drive us insane